quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
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