But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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