The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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