OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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