stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
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I need you to use more vowels.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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