I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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