I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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