that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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