kristin has been a bad kristin
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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