All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
