It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
cat food counts as protein by the way
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
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