The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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