Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
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