you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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