All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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