normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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