Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
Randomize
