i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
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