She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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