I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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