If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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