Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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