your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Randomize
