found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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