she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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