Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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