Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Randomize
