I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
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