when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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