I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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