Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
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