ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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