Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
