whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Randomize
