: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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