You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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