The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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