i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Randomize
