??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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