the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Oh god it's open bar.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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