apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Just high enough for therapy.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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