Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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