More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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