Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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