I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Just puked most of my soul out..
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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