Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I look excited, but its just a facade.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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