pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
That's intense
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Randomize
