Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize
