I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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