I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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