Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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